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Question: Would you like to become an Engineer?

Kate from Murcia, Spain - Age 5 years.
I want to be an Engineer like Neil Armstrong and go to the Moon and have a party.
Quiero ser un Ingeniero e ir a la Luna como Neil Armstrong, y dar una fiesta.

Cian from Dublin - Age 8 years.
I want to be an Engineer because my Grandad is one, and he knows everything.

Cormac from Ireland - Age 6 years.
I want to be an Engineer to make plenty of money.

Barra from Athlone - Age 3 years.
Do you have a present for me ?

Celio from Italy - Age 10 years.
Mio padre disegna dei computer e tutto spiega a me.

Fritz from Germany - Age 11 years.
Ich will ebenso gut als mein Vater sein. Er entwirft Raketen, die in outter Platz gehen. Er will mich, ein Ingenieur zu sein.

Andree from France - Age 12 years.
Mon Papa dit que les Filles font de bons Ingénieurs. J'étudierai pour être Ingénieur comme mon Papa.

Donna from America - Age 9 years.
My mother is an Astronaut and she tells me stories at night about Rockets and the Sky. I want to be an Engineer and Astronaut.

Alexa from Canada - Age 12 years.
I want to be an Engineer so that I can design computers and electronic games.

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Jokes for Kids

A man went into a school and asked the Teacher, " Did you see a Gorilla? ". The Teacher asks, " What does he look like? "

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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?
It has a rattle.

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One day, little Cormac says to his dad, “Did you hear about the stupid fool who keeps going around saying "no"?”
“No” replies his Dad.
”Oh, so it's you.”

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One Sunday, little Cian is with his parents on a boat on the river Shannon. His dad asks him, “What do you think sea monsters eat, ?”
“I don’t know, dad.”
“Fish and ships.”

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Little Kate asks her Mum, “Do you know what happened when the lion ate the comedian?”
“No, I don’t, darling.”
“He felt funny.”

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The teacher said to her class, “Does anyone know what is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?”
Little Kate put up her hand and said, “It’s a blackboard, miss.”

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Teacher: When do astronauts eat?
Pupil: At launch time!

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Cormac's Mum told him to put on a clean pair of socks every day. At the end of the week his shoes would not fit him!

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